i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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