yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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