like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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