bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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