I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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