I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
