Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
you never un-have a 4some
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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