When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I think people are normalizing furries
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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