is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
