i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
