It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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