sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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