I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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