have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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