it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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