is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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