those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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