He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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