I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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