Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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