Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
