She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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