you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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