I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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