If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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