Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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