saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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