Do vagina's smell?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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