oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
high people should be assigned attendants
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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