he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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