There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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