Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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