they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm at about main and main street
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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