More tranny stories later!
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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