talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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