I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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