Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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