I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
false alarm, still single
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
