Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
She made me pour olive oil on her.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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