I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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