we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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