it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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