So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I understand Curling. That high.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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