I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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