On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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