We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
he had hair everywhere except his balls
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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