So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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