Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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