it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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