she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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