I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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