Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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