Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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