It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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