We're facebook friends in real life
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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