when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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