I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Mom said you looked used
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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