Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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